Today in embarassing stories:
I totally used this line on a guy in high school because I was positive he had never seen Dirty Dancing. One of this days he is bound to be talked into watching this movie and I can just picturing him snapping to attention and thinking, “HOLD UP.”
And then rolling his eyes and laughing because it doesn’t shock him at all.
(Source: in-the-land-of-gods-and-monsters, via forasecondthere)